Istanbul - Day One

First day of our recent holiday in Istanbul.

Holidays 2013

Where we hope to visit this year.

Up In The Cloud

A look in to the pros and cons of a variety of cloud music services.

Species Extinction

Declining populations and specied variety

The Last Rites

A force for good?

Tigers In India

Less than 4,000 left in the wild

12 January 2016

So, what's new?

It's been two years since I last posted. What's new?

I have...

• Bought a new house
• Got engaged
• Visited some cool new countries
• Filled my passport
• Taken some exams and am on the way to being a qualified Chartered Tax Accountant
• Damaged my ankle and have been unable to play football for nine months
• Kept up with the gym in the meantime
• Tried a couple of new blogging platforms and have come to accept that I am far too lazy and will never stick to writing as much as I'd like

Maybe 2016 will see me rectify fix the last item in that list.

10 October 2013

Istanbul, Turkey - Day Two

True to form, it's taken me a little longer to get around to posting day two of our trip to Turkey. Sorry about that.

Day two essentially revolved around a quest to find one food that we were desperate to try in Turkey - falafel. Whilst Falafel isn't your stereotypical Turkish dish (it isn't on the menu in a lot of the restaurants we visited) we figured that the middle-eastern community would have a few decent restaurants in Istanbul and we just love falafel so we had to go and find the best one.

After some digging online, I discovered Falafel'ci, a small, family run restaurant in the Moda district of Kadıköy so on the morning of day two we jumped on the tram down to Eminönü using our Istanbulkart (a little more on this later) then took a ferry to Kadıköy. The quest begins.

Falafel'ci - Not on Google Maps but definitely worth visiting
Today was our first trip on the ferry and we were both pleasantly surprised in how efficient, cheap and all round awesome they were. There are a number of terminals in Eminönü each labelled in big writing with their destination and an LCD display which tells you when the next ferry is departing. You pay for your jeton and put the token in the barrier to pass or swipe your Istanbulkart to enter the waiting area. Once the ferry arrives, the other passengers exit around the side of the terminal and, once the ferry is clear, you board. For every journey we took on a ferry in Istanbul we always chose to sat facing the sun on one of the sides of the boat (like in the photo above). It was late September when we visited and the warm sun was welcome after we'd started to see the English winter close in at home.

A 30 minute journey to Kadıköy followed and upon our arrival we walked around the bay in the direction of Haydarpasa Train Station.

Haydarpasa was once the busiest rail station in the whole of Turkey but a fire in 2010 which burnt the roof down has now made the station semi-functioning and a lot of trade that once flowed through has now ceased. In the past, it was the origin point of on the Istanbul-Konya-Adana-Aleppo-Baghdad line and the origin of the Istanbul-Ankara route.

Since the fire, the building has been beautifully restored and the ceilings in the waiting hall are stunning.

Hydarpasa ceiling
After exploring the main concourse and the platform area, we double-backed on ourselves and headed in the direction of Moda walking the two or so miles via the coast road.

My girlfriend and I are always keen to explore the places people live in the cities we visit as the "old city" tends to be the "tourist city" and quite often not representative of what a place is actually like. Once we found our way to Moda we both said that this is the place we'd like to live if we were ever to move to Istanbul. It has a really cool vibe about the place and there were plenty of young people about, due to the proximity of Istanbul Kadıköy Lisesi, the local university.

After following the map to we eventually found Falafel'ci and sat on one of the tables outside and waited for our order to be taken. The lady who served us was clearly lovely (and, I think, the owner) but given that we didn't speak Turkish and she didn't speak English, we had a little difficulty in getting our point across! In the end we saw some students next to us who ahd a big plate of falafel with some finely diced salad and beans. Two of those please!

When the food came it really was delicious. Perhaps it wasn't the best falafel I've ever had but it hit the spot and was well worth the walk. We paid the bill (about 13TL for two lunches and a couple of Cokes) then headed back up the hill to get an ice cream for another place I'd scouted in advance - Ali Usta. This stuff blew us away! We're both massive fans of Italian gelato which is completely different to your standard ice cream served in other countries (it's kind of chewy rather than creamy) and this place served gelato almost as nice as what we'd had in Rome last year. The sun was blazing and we sat outside munching ice cream whilst soaking up some rays. Superb.

After finishing the ice cream we headed back down the hill towards the water's edge and found a little café/restaurant called Tariha Moda Iskelesi Restaurant located perfectly on the end of a pier. Again, we sat down, chilled out and enjoyed the late summer sun. I couldn't help but think we'd timed our holidays well this year since we'd enjoyed the best english summer in recent memory, managed to grab these few days in Istanbul and, once the weather really gets cold in the UK, we're flying out to Central America for three weeks in November!
Summer sun
Tariha Moda Iskelesi Restaurant
A nice little tip if you visit this café, chuck a little bit of bread in the sea and the fish come swimming right up to the edge and devour it in front of your eyes.

I started to notice Gabi getting a little too comfortable in this (admittedly idyllic) setting and we still had one more sight to see before calling it a day - the view from the hill in Eyüp. So off we set, back towards the ferry terminal and on a ferry bound for Eyüp.

The ferry crossed us back over to the European side of Istanbul and after a 40 minute (or so) journey up the Bosphorous we reached our end destination. By this point it was getting a bit late so we made the decision to take the cable-car up the hill, admire the view then head back within the hour. It was a little bit rushed and, had it not have been so late, I'd have liked to have walked back down the hill through the cemetery but I had a girlfriend to keep on side! ;)

After a quick pitstop to pick up some candy floss (can't resist that stuff) we took the cable car up the hill and admired the view from the top, out across the city. From here it became apparent just how sprawling Istanbul is.

The view from Eyüp - the ferry terminal is visible in the background, jutting out before the bridge
Once we'd taken a few snaps and soaked up the views we headed back down by cablecar and then caught the ferry back towards Eminönü  We were sat next to a Turkish man and his wife who bought and extra wafer/marshmallow snack from a vendor and gave it to us, a very kind gesture indeed. The sun began to set on the way home and I managed to catch a few nice snaps of the mosques by night which I always think turn out very well with my Sony TX-5 camera.

New mosque by night
After a short tram journey back up towards Beyazit we reached our hotel, absolutely knackered by this point but I had a trick up my sleeve - a visit to the one of the best restaurants in Istanbul with a view to die for - Imbat Restaurant.

We got there for around 9:30 (we ate very late in Istanbul partly due to us doing so much in the day and wanting an hour to chill out in the room before heading back out again!) and took a table on the roof terrace which has fantastic views across towards Beyoglu and beyond. I forgot my camera but you'll have to take my word for it - it's spectacular. We shared a borek starter to begin with then Gabi had veal whilst I went with a grilled chicken and steak kebab. Both were fantastic - Gabi went as far as to say that it was the best veal she'd ever had which is high praise indeed.

Half way through the mains we felt a few drips of water and noticed lightning in the distance - a storm was brewing! A few less hardened diners elected to move indoors but us tough Brits stayed outside and braved it. Luckily, the heavens only opened once we'd left the restaurant and were browsing a shop on Hudavendigar Cadessi. We sprinted for the tram, took it back up to Beyazit and collapsed on the bed, exhausted. The rain was practically apocalyptic in it's heaviness but by the time we'd woken up, 99% of it had evaporated in the morning sun. Certainly beats Manchester!

Tomorrow would be a trip out to another of Istanbul's districts - Uskudar.

03 October 2013

Istanbul, Turkey - Day Zero & Day One

So, things didn't quite turned out as we planned. Plans to head to Croatia for some summer sun were replaced by a late summer trip to Istanbul. I certainly wasn't disappointed!

The Blue Mosque by night
We had a total of four days in Istanbul after finding some bargain flights online with Turkish Airlines (£120 pp return from Gatwick). It turned out that this amount of time was probably about right for us. We perhaps could've had one more day to visit the beautiful Princes' Islands but alas, it wasn't to be.

Day Zero - I'm calling this Day Zero since we only got to the hotel at around 10PM so didn't have much in mind aside from finding somewhere to watch the Liverpool vs Man Utd game! I say 'we', I mean 'me' with my girlfriend Gabi dragged along.

After walking (well, more like jogging) around multiple bars in the Sultanahmet area we eventually found an Irish pub adjoined to the Amisos Hotel which is right next to Gülhane tram stop. This place had all the Premier League matches on so if you find yourself in Istanbul and are looking for somewhere to watch the football I'd recommend it. The only shame is the price of the drinks which were extortionate by Istanbul standards. This visit, we ordered a couple of Diet Cokes which came in at 19TL for the pair. £3 for a can of Coke irked me a bit and this was compounded by a 79TL bottle of wine in another visit later in the week. An Aussie woman at the bar paid just shy of 40TL for a couple of beers so be warned - it's not cheap!

After the match had finished, we wandered back up to the Hotel for a good night's rest before beginning our first proper venture out the next day.

A little on the hotel; we were staying in the excellent Hotel Niles which is located five minutes walk from Beyazit Mosque and the Grand Bazaar, see my TripAdvisor Review of the hotel. Suffice to say, the hotel is lovely with well-appointed rooms in a cracking location. The windows are very close to being sound-proofed so the local calls to prayer at ungodly hours (pardon the ironic blasphemy) didn't affect us like it has in past visits to Muslim nations (Morocco, Egypt and Jordan are the ones that spring to mind as regular early morning wake-up calls). The roof terrace is beautiful with views across the Sea of Marmara.

Hotel Niles
Day One - Perhaps this should be known as "Mosque Day" since we ticked off the four big ones in Istanbul in one day!

The day began with a nice breakfast on the terrace at Hotel Niles. One thing I was really looking forward to on this trip was the food. I didn't expect to be eating some of it for breakfast though! When we visit out local Turkish restaurant, Turkish Delight, in Chorlton, Manchester, we love the meze dishes and usually have about eight of them between us. One of the dished we love are the boreks, which are a kind of spring roll but stuffed with various fillings; cheese, spinach, mincemeat, vegetables, - you name it. I found myself eating Sigara Boreks filled with goat's cheese. Not the usual breakfast fayre for my English pallet but delicious nonetheless. On the side I had some nice chunks of sausage (sucuk, I guessed) in a tomato sauce. A few of these bad boys and I was set for the morning!

When we headed out there was only one destination - the main square with the Hagia Sofia mosque/museum and the opulent six minaret Blue Mosque.

Hagia Sofia (or Aya Sofya as it is known in Turkish) 
Coming down the hill from the hotel Hagia Sofia was the first building we sighted and what a sight it was. I'd read a little about the history of this building and it was brilliant to be able to see it with my own eyes. Directly opposite the Hagia Sofia is the beautiful Blue Mosque. We headed over to here first.

The Blue Mosque
The Blue Mosque is a stunner, it completely takes your breath away and apparently is second in splendour to the Grand Mosque in Mecca. I might be wrong but I believe that these are the only two mosques with six minarets.

We wandered over the the Blue Mosque's main courtyard and took in the atmosphere. What we didn't enjoy the look of was the queue to get in which had snaked around the courtyard and I estimated would take nigh on half an hour to navigate. Let's move on, we thought, and so wandered down to see the hustle and bustle of Eminonou ferry station after stopping at the Red River Café and Restaurant for a delicious kofte (meatball) sandwich.

Eminonou is mental. Like, seriously mental. There must be about ten different destinations you can head to from any one of the ferries (and we used a few of them later on in our trip!) but the dominating presence over the harbour is the so-called New Mosque. At this point, it's probably worth clarifying that only in Istanbul can a building that was completed in 1665 be considered 'new'. Anyways, we wandered up the steps of the mosque and went in. What struck us was how quiet and peaceful the mosque was. There's a massive area for Muslim men to pray, a small section at the back for the ladies (more on this later) and a section between the two for non-believing heathens like us to stand/sit and take in the atmosphere.

New Mosque
I really enjoyed sitting, relaxing and taking the time to sample the atmosphere in the mosque.

Upon leaving the building we noticed a hulking presence in the distance - Suleymaniye Mosque sitting on a hill overlooking the city. We tightened our shoe laces and set off on a quest to find it.

On the way we stumbled across the Spice Bazaar and picked up some Iranian saffron (saffron rice- delicious with a curry), sweet paprika (a gift for somebody) and some cinnamon sticks (home-made mulled wine at Christmas, baby!)

Eventually, after wandering through a busy shopping district (and picking up a knock-off Galatasaray shirt) we reached the Mosque. Again, I took copious snaps of the exterior and interior and we took some time to chill out and soak up the atmosphere indoors whilst perusing Lonely Planet and deciding where to go next. I'd probably say that this was my favourite of the four we visited this day.

Suleymaniye Mosque
A little tip - it seems that every Mosque in Istanbul has toilet facilities available for a small fee. If you're caught short and have got to go (it happens to all of us!) then the nearest mosque is probably your best bet.

We wandered back towards the hubbub of Sultanahmet and bought a couple of tickets to see the Basilica Cistern. This is an underwater cavern which was used to house fresh water for the Basilica on the surface. It was covered up and forgotten about for years until it was "rediscovered", renovated and opened to the public.

Cistern
It's a stunning place, the ceiling is supported by over 300 columns and is eerily lit - adding to the atmosphere. Well worth the 10TL admission fee. 

Our final visit for the day was Hagia Sofia. After paying the expensive entrance fee (I think it worked out at about £8 pp) we had a wander around the interior (both levels) and I snapped a few shots, some of which turned out very well.

Hagia Sofia
It's an impressive building, without doubt, but I think we were a little underwhelmed with the interior of the Hagia Sofia given;

a. The entrance fee;
b. The comparison to Suleymaniye Mosque and New Mosque which were both free and;
c. The fact that half of the interior was covered in scaffolding for restoration.

I suppose I can't blame anyone for the third of the points given that if these places aren't regularly looked after then they will crumble but still, it was a shame.

We headed back up to the surface and began trekking back to the hotel, our feet well and truly aching at this point.

After a shower and a change, we jumped on the tram and headed off to the Beyoglu district which was supposed to be a nice area for a meal and a few drinks afterwards. We wandered around trying to find a restaurant I'd heard good things about - Babel Cafe but, despite our best efforts we just couldn't find it. Shame really as, from the reviews, it looks like a great place. Instead we found a bar/restaurant that sold kebabs which was absolutely heaving. Following the logic that a place this busy must serve good food we found ourselves a table and I ordered a mixed kebab whilst Gabi had a lamb one. Both were absolutely excellent and a good indicator for the standard of food we were going to experience for the rest of the holiday. Sadly, despite scouring Google Maps and TripAdvisor I can't seem to find the name of the place.

After the meal, we walked over to the coast and shared a bottle of wine at a bar called Unter. The place was nicely decorated and the Turkish wine we had was delicious. I think it cost around 80TL.

We caught a tram back to the hotel and went to bed, exhausted from the day's exploring. Tomorrow would be a new day and we were planning on catching a ferry to Kadikoy.

15 March 2013

Holidays 2013

This year is shaping up to be a good year in terms of holidays.

Fortunately, due to a number of changes with my contract in work, it's looking like I'll be getting an annual entitlement of 28 days for the leave year 2013 (which starts on 1st April 2013 and runs until 31st March 2014). This is in addition to rolling forward 8 days from 2012 which leaves me with 36 days for the year!

Earlier this year, my girlfriend surprised me with a trip to Dortmund for my birthday, incorporating a trip to see the mighty Borussia Dortmund at the Signal Iduna Park. So that's Germany already visited this year. Ironically, my last two trips abroad have been to Germany and the next will also be a visit to the Fatherland when I go on this stag do in May.


The 'yellow wall' - Borussia Dortmund
 We're hoping to pick up a cheap flight for a week away in June and at the moment, funds permitting, Croatia is the front-runner. I'd love to fly to Dubrovnik and do a little bit of island-hopping, perhaps going to visit Hvar. Thsi would be another stamp to the passport too ;)


Dubrovnik, Croatia.

Then comes the big one, the summer holiday. At the moment I'm busy planning a three week trip to Central America which should take in three countries - Mexico, Belize and Guatemala.




We'll be flying in to Cancun, Mexico and some of the highlights of the trip will include Chichen Itza, one of the New 7 Wonders of the World (which will take my tally up to four out of the seven), Caracol and Caye Caulker in Belize, Tikal, Semuc Champey and Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and then flying home from Guatemala City.

It's an optimistic schedule and there will be plenty of miles to cover in three weeks. Hopefully we'll manage to see it all!

This trip, combined with Germany, Croatia and Turkey will see me visit six countries in 2013, five of which I've never visited before. It promises to be an exciting year.

06 December 2012

Cloud Music

I've been a subscriber to iTunes Match, Apple's online music hosting/streaming service (for want of a better moniker) for a year now and my subscription is up for renewal a week or so before Christmas.


For anyone who has never heard of iTunes Match, the service essentially offers you the ability to listen to all your music from any Apple device regardless of whether that music is synced to the device. The only caveat being that you must have Internet access (WiFi or cellular) to download or stream the file.

When you first subscribe to the service, iTunes will scan your library and match and songs that you own with a corresponding copy that they hold in the "cloud". The main advantage of Apple's service is that they hold - if memory serves correct - over 60 million songs in their database. The chances are that a lot of your albums will also exist in the Apple catalogue and these songs will instantly become available to you to stream.

For any more obscure tunes that iTunes can't match, the software will upload them to the Cloud so you have a copy available.

The whole process can be a bit time-consuming to begin with but once all of your tracks have been matched or uploaded, any incremental changes should only result in a quick scan and match/upload.

The key word in the last sentence is 'should'. I find that iTunes Match causes iTunes to hang when scanning my library for new songs. My library consists of around 13,000 songs and at any one time there might be a new album or two. iTunes seems to take ages to identify these and upload or match them.

There are a couple of new kids on the block since I first bought my subscription to iTunes match - Amazon's Cloud Player and Good Music.

As far as I can tell, the pros and cons of each are as follows:

iTunes Match

Pros:

- Integrated with iTunes so no need to download a media scanning app.
- Integrates with the Music app on my iPad.

Cons:

- Slow to scan my iTunes library. Does it every time I load iTunes.
- I will soon no longer have an iPhone so no access on my phone when out and about.
- No web browser based access.

Amazon Cloud Player

Pros:
- Android app for my phone.
- Web browser based access for when I'm out and about.
- 200,000 track storage (not that I'll ever get close to that, mind).

Cons:
- No iPad app (yet).
- Not as big a catalogue of tunes to match against (so more tracks will be uploaded which takes a lot of time).

Google Music

Pros:

- Free!
- Available across all my devices and via the browser.

Cons:

- No matching feature. All music must be uploaded.







With Amazon Cloud Player being priced at the same level as iTunes Match, I think I'll be going with the former and hope that they release an iPad app sooner rather than later.

04 December 2012

Nexus 4

Decided to upgrade from my iPhone 4S to a Nexus 4 today. Estimated ship time of 1-2 weeks - I can't wait to get my grubby mitts on it!

 

 

Holiday Idea #2

Burma. And more specifically Bagan.

 
 

 

Species extinction

Since my last blog post, I've been thinking and reading more and more about different types of endangered species. It depresses me to think about the massive expansion of the human population across the planet and the complete disregard for any other species.

I stumbled across this article today and started to read more about the big cats; jaguars, leopards, tigers and lions. Perhaps my recent holiday to Tanzania has sparked a bit of an interest.

It should come as no surprise that every single one of the cats listed above are endangered to some extent. What did surprise me was the numbers of surviving animals.

Take the jaguar, the third largest cat on the planet (after the tiger and lion) and previously indigenous to a good proportion of North America and all of Central and South America.

It is now estimated that there are between eight to fifteen thousand animals left in the wild.


I've seen the human population rise from six to seven billion people in my lifetime and I find it an absolute disgrace that so few of these animals now survive. It doesn't sit well with me.

I read an article a couple of years ago which described how people who had recently watched the film Avatar felt a kind of depression that the world they had seen on screen didn't actually exist. If you've seen the film, you know the scene I mean - the one where the lead character first becomes an Avatar and runs in to the forest whereupon he stumbles across an incredible array of flora and fauna. Sooner rather than later, we will all be watching documentaries on TV showing what an amazing array of beautiful animals once roamed the planet and we'll all feel that same sense of disappointment that they're no longer with us.

02 December 2012

Tigers of India

I'm just watching a program on the BBC about the tigers of Ranthambore National Park, India, a place I visited around eighteen months ago.


It's sad to see how so few tigers survive in the wild. I'd imagine if you were to conduct a poll, few would know that there are less than 3,500 surviving in the world.

Take a look at the image below, yellow shows the historic roaming range of tigers, the green shows the current day range.


If something drastic isn't done sooner rather than later these magnificent creatures will become extinct. What a shame it will be for future generations to know that these animals which once flourished were wiped out on our watch.

01 December 2012

Central America 2013

Planning a trip to Central America next year. Top of the list of destinations to visit are the Mayan ruins at Chichen Itza, Mexico and Tikal, Guatemala. Is would mean I've chalked off four of the New Seven Wonders of The World.

I love planning future trips!

Chichen Itza

Tikal


19 July 2011

The Last Rites

Last weekend (on the way to the pub of all places!) my family and I found ourselves discussing the topic of the Last Rites and the benefits they may or may not bring to the recipient and the family of the recipient.

The discussion came about as my girlfriend's Grandma has recently fallen ill and is currently in hospital recovering. A few days ago, things weren't looking too good and my girlfriend's Mum arranged for the hospital chaplain to administer the Last Rites - just in case. She is an elderly Polish lady and is a devout Catholic.



              "The Last Rites - really a force for good?"


This story kind of closely mirrors a recent experience my family went through when, around a year ago, my Nan took a fall in her house and soon thereafter died from the ensuing complications. When she was in hospital and it became apparent that she may struggle to recover, my Mum and her sisters arranged for the Priest to visit and administer the Last Rites.

At this point, it might be useful to offer a little background about my Nan. Whilst not a devout Catholic herself, she raised her children to be so, perhaps recognising the role the the Church might play in raising "good" children. They (including my Mum) were encouraged to attend Sunday School and Church and were sent to a Catholic High School were prayers were said before and after lessons. The headmistress was a Nun. My Nan spoke fondly of the Church and knew the local Parish Priest personally, as the whole of our family do.

When she neared the end, she unfortunately began to suffer from incoherence and an inability to comprehend what was going on around her.

According to my Mum's own account of the situation, when the Priest began to administer the Last Rites, my Nan, far from being comforted by the process, became agitated and distressed at the situation.
To this day, my Mum is quite surprised at this as she thought that the process should have soothed and calmed my her but it actually had the opposite effect.

Before I offer my thoughts on the matter, I think it best at this point that I declare here that I'm an atheist. Further to this, I don't see the discussion of religion in a separate light to any other subject on which I have an opinion. I also believe that, as a non-believer, I am in no less of a position to comment on a religious matter than a believer. Whilst I don't believe in God, I am more than capable of understanding the impact that "He" has upon believers.

My own belief is that when we are close to death, the innate reaction within each one of us is to fight for survival. More than any other urge, emotion or feeling, we are all hard-wired to prolong our own lives. Lets call this the 'self-preservation instinct'. This is why stories of 'ultimate sacrifices' are so lauded in society - they are rare and completely contrary to how we are predisposed to behave in the light of danger.

In my opinion, the appearance of a Priest and the commencement of the Last Rites serves only to undermine the hope that the ill have in their eventual recovery (this is assuming that the person is relatively lucid/not comatose) and is contrary to a person's subconscious self-preservation instinct. Who wants someone to stand over you, acknowledging that death is close when every ounce of strength you have is trying to stave it off?

The logical counter-argument to this belief is that religion, like the self-preservation instinct, can become so ingrained in the psyche that, on one's deathbed, one is equally content to survive as to die.

I disagree with this as I believe that comparing the self-preservation instinct and the role of religion is like comparing the merits of nature versus nurture. One is genetically hard-wired in to every human and indeed every organism on the planet, the other comes through years of dogma and is 'learned'.

No doubt some good comes from the act of the Last Rites. Religious family members may be comforted in knowing that their loved one will be with God in Heaven. It would be very difficult for me to argue that this wouldn't offer some solace in their time of need.

My point is that, as the person receiving the prayers, I think that for many, this would be a stressful process.

My Dad argued that the whole process is generally considered to be a calming and tranquil act, designed to soothe and help but I question whether this is the case. Surely in order to define whether the act helped calm the recipient of the prayers, we'd have to ask them afterwards just how it made them feel?

There are, of course, a couple problems in measuring this. Firstly, many of the recipients will go on to die after receiving the prayers and so can't be asked. Secondly, I would hazard a guess that it would perhaps not be fair to ask someone on their deathbed whether the Last Rites helped them to come to terms with their impending death if they are lucid enough to be asked. Finally, even if someone recovers and is then asked how receiving the Last Rites made them feel, they are likely to respond in a biased manner since they have recovered and may attribute this to God.

Clearly it's actually quite difficult to quantify the benefit of giving/receiving the Last Rites and it's left to us to take the Church's word that it does. I'm in the habit of making decisions and forming opinions based on facts rather than superstition or custom so when my time comes, can someone please make sure that the guy in the robe isn't allowed in? Thanks.

10 July 2011

Macc. Forrest

After a relatively lazy lie-in yesterday, Gabi and I took a walk around town and then, in the the early evening, decided to go for an early evening walk through the countryside around Macclesfield.

                         Me - "walking."

It was beautiful up in the forest and the weather was perfect - clear blue skies and still some warmth left in the sun.

We left the car at the side of a country road and found a little path that lead in to the heart of the forest. Section of it were being cleared (for reasons unknown) and the Forestry Commission had laid a nice new path which we followed for half an hour or so. We were being bothered by horse-flies so decided to stick to the country roads to head back towards the car.

We stumbled across a field with loads of sheep in. Curiously, the sheep hadn't been sheered - I thought the summer is when sheep get sheered? Anyway, it was a nice place to sit and enjoy the end of the day.

     "Is that furry thing hanging underneath what I think it is?"

When we finally decided to head back to the car, we found ourselves upon an old chapel with an attached graveyard. Being the morbid folks we are, we decided to search for the oldest and the newest gravestones.

Evidently this chapel was pretty old as the first Dean was buried there in 1729. To put that in perspective, that's older than the United States. The newest gravestone was interred in 2011 - spookily on my birthday.

We headed back to the car and found that we'd parked it in the best of places - by a home of swarming horse-flies. These things do not mess about when they bite so we quickly got in to the car and headed home.

A curry was on the cards to finish the evening (tikka massala - adventurous) along with a film (Layer Cake - brilliant). All in all, it was a great day.

07 July 2011

Remember me?!

Nearly a year since my last post I'm going to try and start blogging again.

The problem I have is that the concept of blogging appeals to me (indeed I'll be sitting watching TV, reading a book or browsing the Internet and will think - I'd like to write something about that!) but then inevitably I lack the motivation or inclination to sit down and write about it.

Hopefully this will change from now on.

I've updated my blog with a nice new template (Horcrux, if you're interested) and added some links to my social stuff on the right-hand side. I'm on Facebook, Twitter and Google+ if you want to get in touch and have plenty of photos on my Flickr acount - feel free to have a browse.

26 September 2010

Bloggeroid

Testing Bloggeroid.

24 September 2010

Classic Literature

I'm reading Crime & Punishment at the moment. Here's a list of books I have that I want to read sooner rather than later;

Tolstoy - Anna Karenina
Tolstoy - War & Peace
Dostoyevsky - The Brothers Karamazov
Cervantes - Don Quixote
Darwin - On The Origin of Species

01 September 2010

Transfer window dealings

As the window shuts for another year, the promise of a "big" summer, as prophecised by Tom Hicks in an email to a fan, doesn't quite seem to have come to fruition.

Incoming

Milan Jovanovic - Free
Joe Cole - Free
Christian Poulsen - €5.475m
Raul Meireles - €13m
Danny Wilson - €2.4m
Jonjo Shelvey - €2m
Brad Jones - €2.8m
Paul Konchesky - €4m

TOTAL - €29.675m

Outgoing

Javier Mascherano - €22m
Alberto Aquilani - Loan
Philipp Degen - Loan
Nabil El Zhar - Loan
Albert Riera - €6m
Yossi Benayoun - €7m
Krisztián Németh - €1.2m
Damien Plessis - €650k
Emiliano Insua - Loan (€750k fee)
Diego Cavalieri - €1.5m

TOTAL - €39.1m

It's my guess that the €10m surplus has been put towards paying off former manager Rafa Benitez and the rest on Milan Jovanovic and Joe Cole's signing on fees.

Nonetheless, this is the fourth successive transfer window were Liverpool Football Club has made a profit, at the behest of the cancerous owners.

As Liverpool fans we should ask ourselves one simple question; how can a club which finished seventh last year, and has since seen all it's rivals strengthen, be expected to compete at the top level?

26 August 2010

The Comings & Goings At Liverpool FC

It is a mere six days before the transfer window closes shut and Liverpool, the once proud bastions of English and European football, are looking like a shadow of the team we once were.
Woefully short of cover in a number of key areas of the field, increasingly likely to lose another couple of players (including the pivotal holding midfielder Javier Mascherano), a sales process that looks increasingly unlikely to be completed before RBS could ostensibly call in the loan that the two American owners, George Gillet & Tom Hicks, have placed on the club and a manager who still doesn't know his best team, the club is not so much in a state of flux but in a state of decomposition, rotting from the inside out.

I'm hoping to complete a few blog posts on each of the topics mentioned above but let's first of all look at, in the eyes of the Sky-watching fan, the most important factor; transfers.

Transfer Spend (or lack thereof)

N.B. For the sake of simplicity, I have used the Reuters daily exchange rate of 0.8181 to convert EUR -> GBP. I accept that the exchange rate may have been different at the time of the transfer in question but have neither the time nor the inclination to convert at the exchange rate at the time - sorry :)

One of the major criticisms leveled at former manager Rafa Benitez is that his wanton spending weakened rather than strengthened the club. As a Liverpool fan living and working in Manchester, when the conversation turns to football, I am ribbed by Manchester United supporting colleagues and friends reminding me of Benitez's duds in the transfer market. We all know who they are; Robbie Keane, Andrea Dossena, Josemi, Jan Kromkamp and now, a fresh face to add to the list, Alberto Aquilani.

There's little one can do to defend that list aside from emphasise that when Benitez identified a player that didn't fit with his philosophy or wasn't the player he had hoped, he was quick to ship him out, accepting a small loss in the process, rather than allowing the player to stay with the club and depreciate further in value. Robbie Keane, for example, was bought in at a cost of £19.6m (according to transfermarkt.de) and sold for £13.6m - a loss of £6m (or less than what Man Utd. have recently paid for a player that Alex Ferguson has not even seen play).

The other key, and crippling, fact is that Liverpool have been operating a buy-to-sell policy for over two seasons now.

This year, there are only three clubs that have recuperated more than they have spent in the transfer window;

  • Aston Villa - Thanks in no small part to the sale of James Milner to Manchester City (but, in fairness, also due to the tightening of Randy Lerner's purse strings).

  • Sunderland - The sale of Kenwyne Jones to Stoke has contributed to Sunderland's net gain of £7.8m - Given the levels of spending at The Stadium of Light over the past couple of years I wouldn't be surprised to see this gain disappear come September 1st.

... and Liverpool.

Let's have a closer look at Liverpool's incomings and outgoings this year:

Coming in has been the morale-boosting acquisition of Joe Cole on a free transfer after his contact with Chelsea expired at the end of last season. Cole is a useful purchase and many would argue that in trading Yossi Benayoun to Chelsea (with £5.7m going in Liverpool's direction in addition to the Londoner), Liverpool have got the better deal. I'm inclined to agree. Yossi was a great player for Liverpool but I hope that, in Joe Cole, Liverpool have a genuine "playmaker" - someone who can unlock stubborn defences with a little bit of magic; a through ball, a flick, a long-range effort.

The much maligned Albert Riera has departed Liverpool to the fairer shores of Greece with Liverpool receiving a fee of just under £5m. In his place has arrived Milan Jovanovic on a free transfer. Jovanovic has looked promising on his first few appearances for the Reds and has endeared himself to the Anfield faithful with a memorable attempted diving header against Arsenal and a Jonah Lomu-esque palm off of Bacary Sagna. His goal-scoring record at his previous club Standard Liege is impressive and again, Liverpool seemed to have made a canny bit of business in shipping out Riera and replacing him with the Serb.

Diego Cavalieri, former back-up goalkeeper to Pepe Reina has been sold to AC Cesena for a fee believed to be in the region of £1.2m and has, in turn, been replaced with the acquisition of Brad Jones from Middlesbrough for £2.2m. A one million net spend for a goal-keeper who qualifies as home-grown and will be unlikely to get many games in any case is a good bit of business in my eyes. Aside from the loss of Diego's easy-on-the eye wife Daniele (Google, seriously...), his departure is unlikely to leave any gaping holes in the squad.

Krisztián Németh, the promising Hungarian striker has joined Albert Riera in moving from the Club to Olympiakos. Many Reds are disappointed at this sale but I'm less inclined to be saddened with his departure. Nemeth was loaned to AEK Athens last year, making seventeen appearances for the Greek club, scoring only three goals in the process. To put things in perspective, former Liverpool striker and Lord of the manor of Frodsham Djibril Cissé is now plying his trade in Greece with Panathanaikos and has netted 29 goals in 45 appearances. To me, if Németh was of sufficient quality to have made it with Liverpool, he would have turned it on during his time in Athens. My only worry is a recent quote from his agent (taken from neiljjones on Twitter);

"Liverpool told us that it is not the question of quality but a financial
decision. As it is with others out this season."

If this is truly the case then it is worrying that Liverpool are relying on €1.2m player transfers to balance the books. Of course this could simply be typical agent posturing in order to portray his client in a positive light - I suppose we'll never know.

Nikolay Mahailov was sold in the January Transfer window to Dutch Club FC Twente for a fee rumoured to be in the region of £1.5m according to The Echo.

Phillip Degen has joined Stutgart on loan for a year whilst Alberto Aquilani has agreed a one-year loan deal with Juventus with the option to buy for €16m. This would represent a €4m loss on a player bought a year ago as Xabi Alonso's long-term replacement.

The Aquilani saga is a perplexing one in that the lad clearly has the talent to play for one of the best sides in the world yet two successive Liverpool managers have clearly not fancied him for one reason or another. Liverpool's new Head of Sports Medicine & Sports Science, Peter Brukner, recently declared that;

"Alberto's ankle, which was a problem last year, is now 100 per cent healed,"

So clearly the issue is not with fitness.

There have been rumours that Aquilani did not put enough effort in to training and that perhaps his mentality (a Rafa word if ever there was one) was not quite right on the field. Either way, I'm gutted to see us lose him and think that the overall creativity in the squad has been significantly reduced as a result. A €4m loss on a player that we signed as Xabi Alonso's would-be successor is a very poor piece of business and leaves us short of a central-midfield metronome that we sorely lack and, being the eternal sceptic when it comes to George Gillet and Tom Hicks, I'm not holding my breath that the club signs one before the transfer window closes.

Speaking of the two Americans, let's cast our mind back to an email Tom Hicks sent to a fan that had complained about debt, lack of transfer funds and the new stadium in January this year. Hicks, ever so economical with the truth, said;

"January is a poor-quality market. The summer window will be big."

I'm guessing Hicks was only referring to outgoings because a summer outlay of circa £10m can hardly be seen as "big", especially when it is offset by over £14m in player sales (and the removal of Aquilani and Degen's wages).

Danny Wilson and Jonjo Shelvey - two promising youngsters that can be put in the "ones for the future" bracket - have been brought in to provide back-up to the centre-back and central-midfield positions respectively whilst Christian Poulsen is undoubtedly the allocated replacement for Mascherano when he completes his protracted move to Barcelona (when they eventually stump up the necessary cash).

So, to sum up, we have three like-for-like replacements in Cole, Jovanovic and Jones, two purchases for the future in Shelvey and Wilson and a substitute for Mascherano in Poulsen who may do a similar job but, in all likelihood, will make the Americans a tidy £15m profit. How is the club meant to progress and compete whilst, at this time of wheeling and dealing at Liverpool, Chelsea sign a highly-lauded Brazilian central-midfielder for £17m, Utd. a promising centre-back for £10m, Man City nearly £150m worth of players over the summer alone, Spurs a new centre-midfielder for £9m...?

The club cannot and will not progress under the suffocating ownership of the two Americans. Debt repayments and profit margins come at the expense of squad investment and so long as they continue their stranglehold of the club, Liverpool FC will go backwards. In fact, let me re-phrase that - it's not that Liverpool will go backwards but that everyone else will move forwards whilst we stand still.

With Mascherano's impending departure, rumours of uphappiness in the Lucas camp and Inter's continued courtship of Dirk Kuyt, the Liverpool squad could end up looking very threadbare on Thursday morning training, September 2nd and Liverpool could be consigned to yet another 'has been' of English football.

25 August 2010

To blog or not to blog?

That is the question.

I want to blog more. Every so often a fleeting thought flicks through my brain and I think "Hey, I'll have to write a blog post about that", but I never do. Well not anymore. Starting from today, 25th August 2010, I promise to blog more. No excuses.


09 May 2010

Test

Test post from Blogaway.

27 February 2010

Russia

I've been on holiday in Russia for the past week. I'm heading home tomorrow and hope to write about my thoughts on the trip soon afterwards.



Location:наб. реки Мойки,St Petersburg,Russian Federation